George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• Harry Morton : Why George, I'm covered with mortification!

  George Burns : Under that shirt, nobody'll notice.

• Harry von Zell : You were the intercollegiate middleweight boxing champion. Why don't you beat this fella up and throw him out?

  Harry Morton : Well, I tried that once but that stupid Roger had never heard of my record and he knocked the stuffing out of me.

  Harry von Zell : George, what about you?

  George Burns : Oh, I wouldn't hit Harry Morton. I know about his record.