Doris Packer: Mrs. Millicent Sohmers

Quotes 

• Mrs. Millicent Sohmers : [Gracie invites herself to a party]  I'd love have you but my house is just disorganized. It's the help, you know. My husband's terribly upset about it but you should understand how the domestic situation is these days, they come and they go.

  Gracie Allen : Oh well, let 'em go. You're still a nice looking woman, you can get another husband.

  Mrs. Millicent Sohmers : I was referring to the butler. He's not very satisfactory.

  Gracie Allen : Well, maybe not as a husband. But since he's also a butler, at least he can help you with the housework.

  Mrs. Millicent Sohmers : I am not married to my butler any more than I am married to my chauffeur or my gardener!

  Gracie Allen : Well, I don't care how many husbands left you, you're a charming woman and I'm sure you'll find happiness with somebody.

  Mrs. Millicent Sohmers : But they didn't leave me! They're all at my house!

  Gracie Allen : Oh! Ohhh! Well, as long as three husbands are living there, no wonder it's disorganized!