The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)

Gracie Becomes a Portrait Artist After Museum Visit (1955)

George Burns: George Burns

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  George Burns : Why should 'Dragnet' be the only show that has suspense?

• [first lines] 

  Gracie Allen : [finishing breakfast at the kitchen table]  Did you enjoy your breakfast?

  George Burns : Delicious.

  Gracie Allen : Would you like some more eggs, Dear?

  George Burns : [extending his cup to Gracie]  No, thanks. How about some coffee?

  Gracie Allen : [peering into George's cup]  Oh, thanks - but you hardly have enough for yourself.

• Pete : Can I ask you a question - confidentially?

  George Burns : Sure.

  Pete : Who married you to Mrs. Burns?

  George Burns : A judge. Why?

  Pete : You should have demanded a jury.