George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Oh by the way, Sam, if you're thinking of making a musical and want somebody that can sing, somebody who's got a style and has had it for a long time - in fact, he's had it so long that his style is back in style again - I'm available.

• George Burns : [Ronnie is cast in a movie]  I've always been known as Gracie Allen's husband but now things'll be different, I'll also be known as the father of Gracie Allen's son.

• George Burns : A lot of people think I have no talent at all but that's only because they've seen me perform.

• George Burns : You know, when I was Ronnie's age I could've been a movie star if movies had been invented. So I went into vaudeville instead and that's why they invented movies.