- Audrey Parker: Anyway, I would say that we have nothing, but I think we have less than nothing.
- Jess Minion: Actually, we have dinner.
- Audrey Parker: Awesome! Nathan, would you please marry this woman.
- Vince Teagues: It's too dark for it to come over here, right?
- Audrey Parker: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
- Dave Teagues: I still don't know how you could know that.
- Audrey Parker: It's in my supernatural shadow guide. It says... hold on... yep... we're screwed.
- Audrey Parker: If you don't wanna talk about Jess, just say so...
- Nathan Wuornos: Would that work?
- Audrey Parker: Probably not.
- Nathan Wuornos: Probably.