Young Sheldon (TV Series)

A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender (2022)

Zoe Perry: Mary Cooper

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• Mary : [clothes shopping for missy]  Oh, look at these prices. I could make this dress for Missy.

  Missy : Meemaw, make her stop!

  Connie : Come on, Mary. You already got one kid that gets picked on. Oh, cute.

  Mary : Oh, it's a little short.

  Missy : It's supposed to be this length.

  Connie : It's adorable.

  Missy : Thank You.

  Mary : Does it come down any?

  Missy : Mom!

  Connie : Come on, Mary, it's fine.

  Mary : Well, you're not getting it

  Missy : All my friends dress like this.

  Mary : Arms by your sides. I want to measure.

  [Missy complies and sighs] 

  Mary : See? It's shorter than your fingertips.

  Connie : What the hell is happening?

  Missy : She wants to ruin my life!

  Mary : The school dress code says that all bottoms must extend past the fingertips.

  Missy : It's close enough, and they don't even check.

  Connie : Well, I am not wasting good money on something that you can't wear to school.

  Missy : Then I'll wear it on weekends.

  Mary : Go try on something else.

  [Missy sighs] 

  Connie : I'll get it for her. I don't mind wasting *my* money.

  Missy : Please?

  Mary : Fine. But you are *not* wearing it to school, and you are not wearing it without tights.

  Missy : Love you.

  Connie : Hey, I'm the one payin' for it!

  Missy : Love you more!

  Connie : [chuckles]  Hear that?