- Mary: [clothes shopping for missy] Oh, look at these prices. I could make this dress for Missy.
- Missy: Meemaw, make her stop!
- Connie: Come on, Mary. You already got one kid that gets picked on. Oh, cute.
- Mary: Oh, it's a little short.
- Missy: It's supposed to be this length.
- Connie: It's adorable.
- Missy: Thank You.
- Mary: Does it come down any?
- Missy: Mom!
- Connie: Come on, Mary, it's fine.
- Mary: Well, you're not getting it
- Missy: All my friends dress like this.
- Mary: Arms by your sides. I want to measure.
- [Missy complies and sighs]
- Mary: See? It's shorter than your fingertips.
- Connie: What the hell is happening?
- Missy: She wants to ruin my life!
- Mary: The school dress code says that all bottoms must extend past the fingertips.
- Missy: It's close enough, and they don't even check.
- Connie: Well, I am not wasting good money on something that you can't wear to school.
- Missy: Then I'll wear it on weekends.
- Mary: Go try on something else.
- [Missy sighs]
- Connie: I'll get it for her. I don't mind wasting *my* money.
- Missy: Please?
- Mary: Fine. But you are *not* wearing it to school, and you are not wearing it without tights.
- Missy: Love you.
- Connie: Hey, I'm the one payin' for it!
- Missy: Love you more!
- Connie: [chuckles] Hear that?
- Sheldon Cooper: Grown-ups and the elderly have always liked me, and now I had won over undergrads. Like a beloved board game, I was fun for ages 9 to 90.