Matthew Lawrence: Sam Collins

Quotes 

• Sam Collins : [opening narration]  It's the old story: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets attacked by Mega-Virus monster.

• [first lines] 

  Sydney Forrester : Hey, cheer up, Sam. Jennifer will forgive you someday.

  Tanker : Yeah. Like when the New Kids on the Block have a new hit.

  Sydney Forrester : But it wasn't your fault she got arrested. It was the computer.

  Sam Collins : Well, darn computer. I'm never going back in there, ever. You know, I don't want to be Servo. I just wanna be a regular singer-songwriter in a band with many adoring fans.

• Sam Collins : Welcome to team Samurai, buddy.

  Amp Ere : Samurai! Where? Where?

  Sam Collins : That's the name of our band.

  Amp Ere : [bows and speaks in a fake Japanese accent]  Oh, konichiwa! Hai!

  Sam Collins : Gesundheit.

• [last lines] 

  Jennifer Doyle : I loved the song.

  Sam Collins : Do you forgive me?

  [Jennifer kisses Sam] 

  Jennifer Doyle : Does that answer your question?

  Sam Collins : Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

  Malcom Frink : Enjoy it while you can, Sam. But after tonight, I will do everything I can to win her back.

  [Malcolm trips] 

  Malcom Frink : Eww, what is this stuff?

  Mrs. Starkey : Soy sauce salsa. And on you, Malcolm, it looks good.

• Kilokahn : Servo! I do not know who you are or where you come from, but I will track you down and erase your electrons bit by bit.

  Servo : In the game of life, I guess that makes you a bit player.