- Sam Collins: [opening narration] It's the old story: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets attacked by Mega-Virus monster.
- [first lines]
- Sydney Forrester: Hey, cheer up, Sam. Jennifer will forgive you someday.
- Tanker: Yeah. Like when the New Kids on the Block have a new hit.
- Sydney Forrester: But it wasn't your fault she got arrested. It was the computer.
- Sam Collins: Well, darn computer. I'm never going back in there, ever. You know, I don't want to be Servo. I just wanna be a regular singer-songwriter in a band with many adoring fans.
- Amp Ere: Besides, what would I do with two tickets to the concert, anyway?
- Yolanda Pratchett: Oh, ask out a good friend? A special friend?
- Amp Ere: Good idea. I'll bet Robin, my chameleon, would love to go.
- Jennifer Doyle: You have a chameleon named Robin?
- Amp Ere: And a robin named Chameleon I like symmetry.
- Sam Collins: Welcome to team Samurai, buddy.
- Amp Ere: Samurai! Where? Where?
- Sam Collins: That's the name of our band.
- Amp Ere: [bows and speaks in a fake Japanese accent] Oh, konichiwa! Hai!
- Sam Collins: Gesundheit.
- [last lines]
- Jennifer Doyle: I loved the song.
- Sam Collins: Do you forgive me?
- [Jennifer kisses Sam]
- Jennifer Doyle: Does that answer your question?
- Sam Collins: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Malcom Frink: Enjoy it while you can, Sam. But after tonight, I will do everything I can to win her back.
- [Malcolm trips]
- Malcom Frink: Eww, what is this stuff?
- Mrs. Starkey: Soy sauce salsa. And on you, Malcolm, it looks good.