House M.D. (TV Series)
Office Politics (2010)
Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
Quotes
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.
Dr. Gregory House : That's also true of five morons.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out her time before med school getting PHds in both applied Math and Art History.
Dr. Gregory House : She'll be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : What's that smell? Onions? Peppers? Oh, I know. It's a sausage-fest.
Dr. Gregory House : Sausage-fest implies multiples. Now if you're talking yardage, I'd have to agree.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'm talking about your department. You still haven't replaced Thirteen.
Dr. Gregory House : It's coming along.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You've had plenty of time to find someone.
Dr. Gregory House : I've found plenty of someones, just haven't kept them.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : It's time to end the cycle. Meet your new team member. Her name is Martha M. Masters.
Dr. Gregory House : This doctor is not a doctor.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out the time before med school getting PhDs in both applied math and art history.
Dr. Gregory House : Should be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : This isn't a suggestion.
Dr. Gregory House : Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No. I get to do that because I'm your boss.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : There was a time when you would have completely ignored my request. It means a lot that you respect me enough to do this.
Dr. Gregory House : I've come a long way, baby.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Now if you would only hire a new team member...
Dr. Gregory House : I'm on it.
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Nurse Regina : Do you know where the Senator's records are?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House was treating Anderson's campaign manager, not the Senator himself.
Nurse Regina : Oh.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Why did you think he was a patient?
Nurse Regina : House saw him in the clinic. I guess it wasn't medical.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : When?
Nurse Regina : Friday, around 3:00.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House's team ran a Hep C test on Joe Dugan on Friday. Can you look up the time?
Nurse Regina : Chase, Taub and Foreman were running tests all night. All negative. Positive test at 3:17 p.m. House ran it himself. Is everything okay?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I don't think so.