21 & Over (2013)
Miles Teller: Miller
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Quotes
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Miller : Oh, my God! Did we just kill Jeff Chang again?
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Miller : I'll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister.
Casey : I bet you five bucks that I fuck my sister before you fuck my sister.
Miller : I'll give you five bucks if you fuck your sister.
Taxi Driver : OK, can we cool it with the sister fucking?
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Jeff Chang : Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?
Miller : No idea, no idea how that could have happened.
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Casey : Aren't we a little too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?
Miller : I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?
Casey : No.
Miller : Are we too old to spend a week enjoying 250 bands play seminal music of our generation? Are we too old to drop acid and make love to white chicks with dreadlocks?
Jeff Chang : I don't like dreadlocks.
Miller : Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?
Casey : Yes! We're too old for all of those things.
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Miller : No, let's get that little fucker home.
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Miller : Look, JeffChang, this isn't just any birthday.OK? This is your 21st birthday.
Casey : Here we go!
Miller : This is the day that you become a man.This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you,"You know what? Sure, I get it.Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl."
Jeff Chang : What the fuck?
Miller : "But guess what?Today is my 21st fucking birthday.So, step aside and let the man come through."
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Miller : [Upon seeing Nicole's small car] I've taken shits bigger than that!
