Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Impossible Astronaut (2011)

Matt Smith: The Doctor

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• The Doctor : I am being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?

• The Doctor : And Dr. Song, you've got that face on again.

  River Song : What face?

  The Doctor : The "he's hot when he's clever" face.

  River Song : This is my normal face.

  The Doctor : Yes, it is.

• The Doctor : I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name, The Doctor. These are my top operatives, The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson.

  River Song : [winces]  I hate you.

  The Doctor : No, you don't.

• The Doctor : I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.

• The Doctor : Fellows, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. Do you think you can just shoot me?

  River Song : They're Americans!

  The Doctor : [puts his hands up]  Don't shoot.

• The Doctor : [pinned to the floor of the Oval Office by Secret Service]  River! Have you got my scanner working yet?

  River Song : [Inside the TARDIS]  Oh, I hate him!

  The Doctor : No, you don't.

• The Doctor : Be careful!

  River Song : Careful? Tried that once. Ever so dull.

  The Doctor : Shout if you get into trouble.

  River Song : Don't worry, I'm quite the screamer. Now there's a spoiler for you!

• The Doctor : You're lying.

  Amy Pond : I'm not lying.

  The Doctor : Swear to me. Swear to me, on something that matters.

  Amy Pond : [she thinks for a moment]  Fish fingers and custard.

  The Doctor : My life in your hands, Amelia Pond.

• The Doctor : Oh, you bad, bad girl. What trouble have you got for me this time?

  [River slaps him] 

  The Doctor : Okay. I'm assuming that's for something I haven't done yet.

  River Song : Yes, it is.

  The Doctor : Good. Looking forward to it.

• The Doctor : Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.

• The Doctor : Now, then, Canton Everett Delaware III. That was his name, yeah? How many of those can there be? Well, three, I suppose.

• Canton Delaware : Mr President, that man walked in here with a big blue box and three of his friends, and that's the man he walked past. One of them is worth listening to. I say we give him five minutes and see if he delivers.

  The Doctor : Thanks, Canton.

  Canton Delaware : If he doesn't, I'll shoot him myself.

  The Doctor : Not so thanks.

• The Doctor : I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool

  River Song : [shoots the hat]  Hello, sweetie.

• River Song : This is cold. Even by your standards, this is cold.

  The Doctor : Or "hello", as people used to say.

• The Doctor : I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.

  Canton Delaware : Get him his maps.