House M.D. (TV Series)
Recession Proof (2011)
Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [Have a meeting in the bathroom while Foreman and Taub are doing their business] Swollen joints, high white count, fever, conjunctivitis. Anyone?
Dr. Eric Foreman , Dr. Chris Taub : Seriously?
Dr. Gregory House : What? You can't think and poop at the same time? There's a life at stake here.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : You don't have to move out, if you don't want to. I realize you might have had a point. I've been alone a long time, and I don't want to end up like House.
Dr. Chris Taub : What you said about me and my marriage...
Dr. Eric Foreman : I was being an ass.
Dr. Chris Taub : True. But you were right. I needed to hear it.
Dr. Eric Foreman : So we're good?
Dr. Chris Taub : You know, I have a couple tickets to...
Dr. Eric Foreman : Don't push it.
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Dr. Chris Taub : We found Vicodin in his office.
Dr. Gregory House : Give it to me... Might look like Vicodin, might be something else.
[Slight pause, then Foreman tosses the bottle to House. House examines a pill]
Dr. Gregory House : It's real. Unfortuneately... Because Vicodin doesn't cause rash, fever and joint pain. Does make Taub considerably less annoying.