The Way Way Back (2013)
Sam Rockwell: Owen
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Quotes
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Owen : [in mock seriousness] I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Duncan : What?
Owen : Yeah, you're going to have to take off. I'm getting complaints. You're having way too much fun. It's making everyone uncomfortable.
Duncan : Okay.
[walks away from picinic table where he has been sitting alone]
Owen : Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa. I'm just kidding. Wow! That wasn't even my best stuff. Are you for real? Listen, I can tell you're in complete awe of our picnic table. It is one-of-a-kind, except for the 200 other ones here that are exactly like it. There is more to the park to be seen.
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Duncan : I wish I could stay here forever.
Owen : You're going to love the winters. They're pretty spectacular. Painting houses until it gets too cold, bar backing at some dive, talking to inanimate objects.
Duncan : I'm serious.
Owen : Yeah, so am I. There's a whole world out there for you, Duncan. Don't settle. Not yet.
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Duncan : How long have you been working there?
Owen : Oh, the park? Um, I've always been there. Ever since I was a small Cambodian child. Of course, that was after 'Nam. I was in the shit. Then I joined the circus to become a clown fighter. I know about 46 ways to kill a clown. I hate clowns. I'm kidding except for the part where I really do hate them.
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Owen : Hi. I'm Owen, a good friend of "the three."
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Duncan : This is the only place I'm happy.
Owen : What's going on?
Duncan : I hate him.
Owen : Who?
Duncan : Trent. My mom's boyfriend. He said I was a three. He asked me what I thought I was on, a scale from one to ten. He called me a three. Who says that to somebody?
Owen : Someone who doesn't know you.
Duncan : I didn't want to have to answer! I shouldn't have to answer!
Owen : Listen to me. That's about him, man. That's all about him. It's got nothing to do with you.
Duncan : [vehemently] Yeah? How do you know?
Owen : 'Cause I know, okay? Don't worry about how I know. My dad was the same way. That's why I don't like patterns and rules. And that's why you can't buy into that shit. You gotta go your own way. And you, my friend, are going your own way.
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Caitlin : Also, I need you to reorder more mats.
Owen : Did it.
Caitlin : Finish the work schedule for next week.
Owen : Did it.
Caitlin : Change all the filters.
Owen : Done.
Caitlin : You know I'm going to check all that stuff, right?
Owen : Then in that case, I didn't do any of that.
Caitlin : So I'm doing it.
Owen : It's called delegation. I read about it in a book about it.
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Owen : Throw your bike in the back.
Duncan : [politely] No. You don't have to.
Owen : [chuckling] Come on.
Duncan : Yeah?
Owen : Yeah.
Duncan : [hesitating] No, it's too much trouble.
Owen : Duncan, we've got to start having faster conversations. Throw your bike in the back.
[Duncan starts moving pink-colored girl's bike into back of car]
Owen : I'd help you out, but I got my hands on the wheel. Giving you a ride, I think that's enough. Where did you get that? The princess collection? Hey, easy, easy! The car's just the right amount of shitty.
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Peter : [referring to eye patch] My mom makes me wear it. She says my eye confuses people.
Owen : Well now you gotta show me.
[Peter removes eye patch to reveal askew lazy eye]
Owen : Hah, haw! Look at that thing! She wants you to hide that? Is she insane? I'd kill to have that eye.
Peter : [smiling] You're full of shit.
Owen : Seriously, you know how many bits I could do with that? Daring people to look me straight in the eye? Ahhh...
[making a funny face]
Owen : That thing is awesome.
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Owen : I'm sorry. I'm developmentally challenged. Like bad. Nightmarey, special episode bad. I'm sorry.
Caitlin : It's alright. I was... I was a little frustrated. I mean, I just planned on being here for one summer, you know. And then, next thing you know it's three years. It had a lot to do with you. So... I just don't want to look back and regret that it should have only been one summer.
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Owen : Built in the summer of '83, it's the last bastion of everything that time period stood for. In fact, it was decreed by its creator that this place shall never age. On his deathbed, he said: "I don't want this place re-painted or updated. I don't even want it brought up to code! And the minute someone tries, it needs to be destroyed." We actually have a nuclear bomb for just such an occasion. Bought it off the Russians.
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[Duncan talks with Susanna. Owen and Roddy see him, and are impressed. Owen talkes via the PA system]
Owen : Please report to the Administrative Offices International. Duncan, please report to the Administrative Offices International. I have to announce it over the PA as my voice won't carry that far. My throat suffered major damage during an intense make-out session with Lewis' mom. She has a forked tongue and a touch of the herpes.
Lewis : [annoyed] I don't have a mom. I have two dads. In your face.
Owen : Hurry, hurry.
Duncan : [to Susanna] Hold on a second.
[Susanna nods. Duncan approaches Owen and Roddy]
Owen : Please. Hurry up. This is pressing, pressing. Urgent. I can't tell you how pressing. You can't fathom how pressing. How's it going? What's up? Did you need something?
Duncan : No.
Owen : Who's that, big guy?
Duncan : Just a girl.
[Owen and Roddy chuckle]
Roddy : You stallion, you!
Duncan : I don't know. She's older than me.
[Owen and Roddy are even more impressed]
Roddy : So... what are you doing over here talking to us and not over there, sealing the deal with that cougar?
Duncan : [smiles] Well, maybe, Roddy, if you guys hadn't called me over here...
Owen , Roddy : [chuckle] Oooo!
[Duncan returns to Susanna]
Owen : [talks on the PA system] Return to your lady friend. Duncan, please return to your lady friend. Please let her know that this conversation was entirely about her. In other news, this is very awkward for you.
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Caitlin : [angrily] What are you doing?
Owen : [laughing] What did I do? Having fun. It's all good. Nobody got hurt.
Caitlin : It's not all good! You can't do that. That is the reason that places like this get shut down.
Owen : [to teenager Malcolm] Is it me, or is she very sexy right now?
Malcolm : She's certainly got my attention.
Owen : Right... you're an impressive man. I want to be you when I grow up.
Caitlin : I'm so tired of this guy. Aren't you tired? Aren't you sick of yourself? I'm sick of it! I'm sick of who I am around you. I'm sick of having to be this person. I'm not this person.
Owen : Come on, I'm just messing around.
Caitlin : No! That's why...
[referring to their relationship]
Caitlin : that's why this doesn't happen. This is just a job now. I wish this wasn't just a job.
