- Patrick Jane: Hello Lisbon. What a great day to not be blown up.
- Teresa Lisbon: Give it up now.
- Patrick Jane: What?
- Teresa Lisbon: What you took from Bajoran's house.
- [Jane looks blankly at Lisbon]
- Teresa Lisbon: The toupee, Jane, the housekeeper called.
- Patrick Jane: Oh.
- [Jane throws Lisbon the toupee]
- Teresa Lisbon: That's just gross! Why would you take it?
- Patrick Jane: Evidence.
- Teresa Lisbon: Of what?
- Patrick Jane: Bad taste.
- Walter Mashburn: So my friends say because you saved me that means you own me.
- Teresa Lisbon: They have a return policy?
- Walter Mashburn: Can't believe I'm a one night stand for Dirty Harry.
- Teresa Lisbon: Yeah, well, I'd leave you cab fare, but you've probably got that covered.
- Walter Mashburn: But if it was him, wouldn't he have hired better assassins?
- Teresa Lisbon: Okay, is there anybody else who might want to kill you?
- Walter Mashburn: I have lots of enemies, Teresa. You know, you'd be surprised to hear this, but some people find me annoying.
- Patrick Jane: Ladies and gentlemen, quick announcement: I'd like you to give a very warm welcome to Walter's new girlfriend, number one - Teresa Lisbon.
- Walter Mashburn: I'll call room service. Order some breakfast.
- Teresa Lisbon: Nah. No. I can't I'm late. What can I say? The bastards keep killing people.
- Walter Mashburn: Well, when am I going to see you again?
- Teresa Lisbon: Aren't you going to Europe tomorrow?
- Patrick Jane: Flirting with Lisbon, that's what saved him.
- Teresa Lisbon: He wasn't flirting with me!
- Walter Mashburn: I wasn't flirting.
- Walter Mashburn: Yuri and I had been at each other for years. And I had finally won, don't you see? I forced him to sell me his baby.
- Teresa Lisbon: Although he died before he signed the contract.
- Walter Mashburn: I know. The bastard. It's like he reached out from the grave to deny me one last time. But bottom line, I beat him. And I wanted him waking up for the next 30 years thinking that.
- Teresa Lisbon: You hated him so much, you wanted him alive?
- Walter Mashburn: Exactly. Yuri Bajoran was a bad man, Teresa.
- Teresa Lisbon: What about you, Walter? Last year you said you'd do anything for a thrill.
- Walter Mashburn: What do you have in mind?
- [Shots are fired at them]
- Teresa Lisbon: GET DOWN!
- Patrick Jane: [after the gunfight] Thrilling enough for you, Walter?
- Walter Mashburn: I upset you?
- Teresa Lisbon: Upset me? No. Irritate me a litte? Maybe.
- Walter Mashburn: Why?
- Teresa Lisbon: You're egotistical. You're arrogant. You're entitled and rich.
- Walter Mashburn: When do you get to the bad stuff?
- Marie Jarret Bajoran: I can't believe Walter did this. I'm sorry, it's a lot to handle.
- Teresa Lisbon: It's all right. You're upset.
- Marie Jarret Bajoran: So are you, Ms. Lisbon. Why is that?
- Teresa Lisbon: Let me explain something. You do not mess with super-rich people. They're like kids with machine guns.