- Pete Lattimer: I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederic. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble.
- [Pete and Steve investigate a murder scene. Pete talks to Artie over the Farnsworth]
- Artie Nielsen: Hm. Yeah. Well... Check around. It sounds like it could be George Went Hensley's Bible.
- Pete Lattimer: George Went-where-now?
- Steve Jinks: [with weapon drawn] Slow turn and hands, please.
- Claudia Donovan: Listen, we work for the museum. We're just here...
- Steve Jinks: Lie.
- Artie Nielsen: We are under presidential orders to shut this place down...
- Steve Jinks: Lie.
- Claudia Donovan: Okay, that's my guitar and only I can...
- Steve Jinks: Lie.
- Artie Nielsen: Even as we speak, this place is being surrounded by a legion of...
- Steve Jinks: Oh, my God! Quit lying!
- Artie Nielsen: All right, fine! We are special agents who find and neutralize dangerous artifacts, and if she does not use Jimi Hendrix's tremolo bar to bend the pitch on those strings right now, this place will go crazy enough to shut down the power grid on the Eastern seaboard.
- Steve Jinks: [appreciative of the truth and a little frightened by it] Thank you.
- [Artie and Claudia stand a little amazed]
- Steve Jinks: [breaking the silence] Okay, then. Go ahead.
- Artie Nielsen: Zeus married his sister Hera - don't ask, they were Greek. Zeus-Zeus-Zeus tomcats all over town - upstairs at Olympus, downstairs with the mortals...
- Claudia Donovan: Got it. Zeus was a man-slut.
- Pete Lattimer: I know where we can learn more than we've ever wanted to know about Mr. Walter Shakespeare.
- [Steve accidentally bumps one of the poles labeled "Danger"]
- Claudia Donovan: Don't touch the bombs.
- Steve Jinks: Bombs?
- Steve Jinks: Oh, believe me, it's not a gift to be able to tell when someone's lying. You ever been on a date?
- Mrs. Irene Frederic: I want to introduce you to a new world.
- Steve Jinks: Yeah, what kind of world?
- Mrs. Irene Frederic: A world of endless wonder.
- Pete Lattimer: Nobody asked me if I wanted a new partner.
- Artie Nielsen: Yeah, well, this isn't the army. We don't poll our troops to get their opinion before WE make a decision.
- Pete Lattimer: You know what? It feels a little like my old dog just got sent to the farm, and you guys are already shoving a new puppy down my throat.
- Pete Lattimer: Jinks. Hey, man, how are ya? I'm really looking forward to working with ya.
- Steve Jinks: You're lying.
- Pete Lattimer: [sarcastically to Artie] Oh, yes. It's gonna be fun.
- Pete Lattimer: So... Buddhist, huh? Does that mean you shave your head and dance around in robes?
- Steve Jinks: Only at Christmas.
- Pete Lattimer: Careful. That's almost a joke.
- Myka Bering: Okay, now I'm just an expert on books.
- Pete Lattimer: Exactly. Shakespeare. And correct me if I'm wrong - which I know you love to do - but, you're an expert on the Bird of Avon, right?
- Steve Jinks: [breaking up Pete and Myka's argument] I'm pretty okay with her being back since she just saved my life and all, so maybe you two can work on your repressed sexual tension sometime when we don't have a book running around trying to suffocate people.
- Pete Lattimer: [Myka turns and finds Pete standing at the bookstore counter] "Ophelia, pray tell. How doth m'Lady?"
- [Not a quotation from Hamlet, but appropriately Shakespearean because of Myka's middle name and the need for her knowledge of the plays]
- Myka Bering: It was supposedly cursed by this actor who desperately wanted to act in Shakespeare's Plays, but Shakespeare never hired him. Apparently, he could not remember any of his lines, kept improvising.
- [Myka says this face-to-face to Pete - aka, Eddie McClintock - who is squirming. It was a thin veil playful commentary on Eddie]
- ATF Agent: Steve, the director wants to see you. He's not buying your story about the girl with the purple gloves, your story about the guy with the eyebrows, or all that stuff about dangerous artifacts.
- Artie Nielsen: WELCOME TO WAREHOUSE 13.. OK, that is all we have time for
- [Artie waves his arm in a Bibical exaggeration -- the camera pulls out making Artie, Jinks, Claudia, Pete and Myka look smaller-and-smaller. Camera stops when Artie seems to give the camera directions due to time limitation and retracts to the group looking out on the Warehouse from the upper deck balcony]