Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)
Malama Ka Aina (Respect the Land) (2010)
Alex O'Loughlin: Steve McGarrett
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Quotes
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : [On his phone to his ex] That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life. Violence follows me? I mean, how do you even come up with something like that. No, what happened here has nothing to with my job. In fact, it's just the opposite, okay? She *is* safe because I *am* a cop... H uh? I can't - I can't even do this right now. She'll be there in 5 minutes an officer's bringing her home. Yeah. Goodbye.
[Ends the call]
Steve McGarrett : Can't wait to meet your ex.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yeah. Two of you can plan my demise.
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Steve McGarrett : [When Danny's cell phone rings with the Star Wars Storm Trooper theme] That's cute. Your ex get a new ring tone?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : No, it's... the miserable attorney.
[Answers the call]
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yes, Lord Vader.
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Steve McGarrett : You know when I was a kis, this island seemed like it was the safest place on earth.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : That's the great thing about being a kid, you don't know any better.
Steve McGarrett : You could leave your door unlocked. No one would bother you. And if people had a beef, they'd settle it with their fists, not guns.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Back home, you win a fight. You go home, lock the door *twice*. Because you know someone's coming after you with a gun.
Steve McGarrett : God.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Think maybe Hawaii's catching up with the times.
Steve McGarrett : Maybe.
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Steve McGarrett : Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : You weren't held as a baby, were you?
Steve McGarrett : It's called tough love.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : I just got one question: What's a quarterback doing with the number fifty?
Steve McGarrett : No. It's five - oh.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yeah.
Steve McGarrett : NO, it's not fifty, it's five-oh. It's what my dad used to call our family because we weren't native Hawaiians. So he nicknamed us "Five-oh's." After the fiftyth state in the union, I don't know. I guess it was his way of making us feel like we belonged, I guess.
Kono Kalakaua : Hmm. I like that. Five-oh.
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Chin Ho Kelly : [watching an old tape of McGarrett playing football] See, now I gotta admit. That was a beautiful play.
Steve McGarrett : Thank you.
Chin Ho Kelly : Your dad couldn't stop screaming.
Steve McGarrett : You were there with my dad?
Chin Ho Kelly : [stopping the tape] Yeah. I was fresh out of the academy, he was my training officer. I'll tell you, any day that Steve McGarrett was starting at quarterback was an official day off.
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Steve McGarrett : Let me ask you something. How far deep did you have to dig? I mean how much of your sould did you lose by actually appreciating me?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Uh, measuring.
Steve McGarrett : Right. Maybe you're not alone around here as you think, Danno.
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Steve McGarrett : [Danny covers Grace's ears] What's wrong with tennis, Danny?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : I'll tell you what's wrong with tennis. It can be played on a table which makes it an activity not a sport. You throw the ball to me, I catch the ball. *That's* a sport. It's my duty as a father to teach my daughter the difference.
Grace : Dad, I can still hear you.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Uncovers Grace's ears] You're not supposed to be listening to me, because you're supposed to be paying attention to football. It's a sport.
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Steve McGarrett : Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So, when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : You weren't held when you were a baby, were you?
Steve McGarrett : It's called tough love, partner.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Ah.
Steve McGarrett : Oh and, by the way, I was held. Okay? I have photos if you want proof.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Photo shop.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Referring to a pizza restaurant that is delivering guns] This town could use a good slice. It's a shame we gotta put 'em outta business.
Steve McGarrett : You should try Ialani's in Waikiki. They have the best ham and pineapple in the world.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Oh! Oh!
Steve McGarrett : What?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Let me... explain something to you, okay? Pizza... is mutz, sauce and dough. That is it. Alright? You, uh, wanna put a pepperoni on your slice, that's fine. But, ham? Out! Fruit? Out! Okay? I don't care where we are. Pizza and pineapple do not belong in the same air space.
Steve McGarrett : I guess you feel quite strongly about this.
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Steve McGarrett : Let me break it down for you, okay? Kids with guns kill innocent people and cops!
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Right.
Steve McGarrett : Now that kid, maybe he's going to finish a math assignment. More likely, he's looking for another gun so he can shoot someone. Why? Because you convinently decided to forget about the law!
Danny 'Danno' Williams : He's angry because someone killed a member of his family today and he feels like if he doesn't do something about it, nobody will. So let's prove him wrong. Come on, we have a job to do.
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Kono Kalakaua : [at a high school football game] How did you miss that face mask call, ref? He only tried to gouge the kid's eyes out. You suck!
Steve McGarrett : Ah, glad she's on our team.
Chin Ho Kelly : No, she's just getting warmed up.