- Zane Donovan: [singing] Car wash! Workin' at the car wash, yeah!
- Dr. Isaac Parrish: Dude, I just got that out of my head!
- Larry Haberman: You have to go down to the iso chamber on level Q.
- Jack Carter: I've never even heard of level Q.
- Larry Haberman: It's not a very popular level.
- Grace Monroe: What's your success rate?
- Dr. Mark Timmons: Oh, on people? Uh, sample size is too small to be significant. Um, it healed a lot of pigs, though.
- U.S. Senator Michaela Wen: I'd appreciate your help with extra security.
- Jack Carter: Well, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm the town sheriff. So I have sheriffy things to do.
- U.S. Senator Michaela Wen: That's politician speak for "you have to."