Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (TV Series)

Mitsubachi no zawameki/Sekkusu ando za daten shiti (2010)

Arisa Ogasawara: Panty

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Quotes 

• Cameraman : This is the first film in 24 years from the godfather of Hollywood, David Shyamalan: Sex and the Daten City! This is Miss Panty's debut film...

  Panty : Hold it right there! What is this bullshit, you fag? I've been in a movie once before, this is my second one! Come on, Piggy!

  [Zipper produces a videotape in his hand] 

  Stocking : You've never mentioned this before.

  Panty : Oh, really? Whatever.

  Panty : [to the man]  Stop laughing like a cocksucker, you fag! Do your research!

• [handed a condom packet] 

  Panty : [never seen a condom before]  What's this, gum?

  [chews the condom] 

• Panty : [drawing Backlace]  This fucking Ghost never shuts up!

  Stocking : [unsheathing her Stripes]  We have more important issues to deal with!

• Panty : Fucking Ghost! I'll finish you off, so let me hear you scream!

  [fires Backlace] 

• [in Panty's film] 

  Panty : Stop that. I'm not wearing any panties right now.

  Paul : What a coincidence. I've gone commando too...

  Panty : Oh, yes! Come on baby, come on! Fuck me, baby!

  [Everybody is shocked at the film's lurid scenes] 

• Panty : I was strolling around town, when this guy asked me if I wanted to be in a movie... He said that talent like mine only appears once in a century, and that I was a shoe-in at the Oscars, and in Cannes and Berlin too. How come nobody even knew about my movie? Hey, do you guys know why...? Hey! What the fuck! Don't turn off the movie!

• Mick : Panty, Panty, clear that blonde head of yours and listen carefully: your debut film was a PORN FLICK!

  Panty : HUH? FOR REAL?

  Mick : For God's sake, Panty...

  Panty : He said MOVIE, but it was just direct-to-video? TCH! No wonder nobody'd heard of it!

  Mick : [smacks his head]  OUCH! You're missing the point! The point is...

  Panty : Are you saying my acting was bad?

  Mick : No, you were perfect... Wait, quit confusing me!

  Panty : What's the problem, then?

  Stocking : [scalding Zipper with hot tea]  Your stinking brain's the problem! Your fucking shitty porn has guaranteed that our movie will get cancelled!

  Mick : And your celebrity lifestyle will be over, Panty.

  Panty : You mean... my celebrity lifestyle will be over? No fucking way.

• [Panty feeds Chuck the porn tape] 

  Panty : That's it, problem solved!

  Stocking : You imbecile, as long as there's even one copy out there it can be copied on any number of DVDs and Blu-rays! You never think things through!

  [taps Panty's head] 

  Stocking : Have you got monkey vomit in there or what?

  Panty : What is this, sour grapes? You puke-drenched Goth bitch!

• [in a porn shop] 

  Panty : [threatening the owner]  You fucking with me?

  [holds up her video] 

  Panty : How can this only be TWO DOLLARS?

  [Stocking chuckles to herself] 

• [extracting a video from the mouth of a Bedouin's camel] 

  Panty : Damn, he was hiding it in there?

• [in a Chinese opium den] 

  Panty : Eat up, Piggy!

  [Zipper chews on a tape] 

• Panty : [to Briefs]  MAN UP, WILL YOU?

• Panty : Let's ditch the idiot with the outdated name, Stocking!