Marc Fajardo: Nick

Quotes 

• Senior Partner : We are all in agreement that your suicide would be beneficial to the office.

  Senior Partner : As well as the environment.

  Nick : The environment?

  Senior Partner : I keep finding water bottles in your wastebasket.

• Joe : You a cop?

  Nick : No.

  Joe : Then let me piss in peace. Shit.

• Nick : You want a job?

  Joe : You gonna get me high?

  Nick : No, but you can make some money, and be around plenty of lawyers. They have cocaine.

  Joe : Go on.

• Joe : Can I still pee on walls?

  Nick : You can piss in a stripper's mouth for all I care.

• Nick : Do you know what joint tenancy is?

  Joe : I have no idea. I shared a joint once - once. Never make that mistake.

• Nick : Sometimes I get so bored I just wanna poke my eyes out with my good... pen... which someone has stolen, god damn it!

• Nick : I like that pen. I don't ask for much from this fucking firm, but I like that pen. No, not like, love. Maggie, I love that pen.

  Maggie : I have tons of pens!

• Nick : Give me that fucking pen or I'll blow your brains out along with mine!

  Maggie : Oh, no, no. No need to be so testy. You only have a few days left. You'd better use them wisely, Mister Grumpy-Pants.

• Jamie Woodnit : Do you remember your brother?

  Nick : Uh... yeah.

• Nick : Look, you're the only girl that I've ever been close to, and I thought that you should know that I'm committing suicide, and I'm giving you everything.

  Jamie Woodnit : Why? Don't you know that I hate you, and I really hate everything about you?

• Nick : But I'm dead. I don't have to deal with H.R. again.

  Senior Partner : Uh-uh-uh, that's where you're wrong.

  Senior Partner : Very wrong. Welcome to your permanent position.

• Nick : God, I love my fucking pen.