The Suite Life Movie (2011 TV Movie)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

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Quotes 

• Cody Martin : Eject!

  Zack Martin : No, You're a reject.

  Cody Martin : Not reject, you reject. Eject!

• [first lines] 

  Zack Martin : Cody, just the man I wanted to see.

  Cody Martin : Zack, just the man I wanted to see walking away.

  Zack Martin : Normally I'd be insulated by that, but I've got a lot on my mind so I'll just return the insult later, but just know it'll be about your shirt.

• Cody Martin : Your becoming me!

  Zack Martin : I don't want to be you! I want to be me!

• Cody Martin : This is an incredible opportunity.

  Mr. Moseby : I'll say. Having one of you gone over Spring Break means half the possibility of disaster. Something I've been longing for since the dawn of time itself.

  Zack Martin : You were in your twenties then?

• Zack Martin : Jeez Cody, next time you throw up, At least tell me so I can grab my camera.

• Zack Martin : [Cody electrically shocked Zack]  Ow! Hey, that's not fair, I was talking.

  Cody Martin : Yeah, that's usually where your troubles begin.

• Zack Martin : Maybe at college they can teach how to get along without a car because I really want it.

  Cody Martin : Why? The only place you go more than once a day is the bathroom.

  Zack Martin : And how much nicer would it be to drive there?

  Woody Fink : Ooh, I call shotgun!

• Zack Martin : [about a machine]  Can this thing kill asteroids?

  Dr. Olsen : No.

  Zack Martin : Kinda seems like a waste of money then.

  Cody Martin : [aggravated]  You see what I have to live with?

• Cody Martin : Fired, fired from my internship. There goes my scholarship to YALE. and my girlfriend won't even talk to me. It's all your fault, Zack.

  Zack Martin : Woah, hey now. I understand you feel the need to put the blame on anyone who happens to be nearby.

  Cody Martin : That was my one shot, Zack.

  Zack Martin : Look I know things seem bad now, but we're gonna look back on this and laugh. And remember he who laughs last thinks the slowest.

  Cody Martin : This wasn't like all the other times you messed up. This effects my whole future. That's unforgivable.

  Zack Martin : Hey, I didn't mean to.

  Cody Martin : You never mean to, Zack. You just do it. I'll never forgive for this ever. I hate you.

  Zack Martin : That's harsh.

  Cody Martin : I'm done, man. We're through. We may be twins but we are not brothers.

• Zack Martin : That's Sea Captain Zack to you.

• Zack Martin : You haven't told Baily? Bailey, Cody's going to do a Marine Biology internship over spring break.

  Bailey Pickett : Excuse me, Cody is what?

  Zack Martin : Guess not.

  Bailey Pickett : Wait, Our last spring break together and you choose some biology reserve over me?

  Cody Martin : No, No, Yes Look I had it all written down in a letter, but Zack lost it.

  Bailey Pickett : A letter? You wrote all this down in a letter?

  Zack Martin : Can you believe the guy?

  Bailey Pickett : You let me go on and on about how much this spring break meant to me when the whole time you made other plans?

  Cody Martin : Yes.

  Zack Martin : One word. Inconsiderate. Or is that two words?

  Bailey Pickett : I can't even look at you right now!

  Zack Martin : Nope It's one word.

  Cody Martin : What just happened?

  Zack Martin : Well, for starters, you should explained to Bailey that the only reason you want the internship is to get a scholarship to YALE.

• Zack Martin : [reading a sign]  Come on in, all are welcome. Cool!

• Cody Martin : Zack and I have been experiencing some strange phenomenon. Seems almost a little too improbable.

  Zack Martin : I feel what he feels.

  [turning to Cody] 

  Zack Martin : Why must you complicate everything?

  Cody Martin : Well, it wouldn't be complicated if you didn't only have one brain cell. Which is going to die alone.