The To Do List (2013)

Aubrey Plaza: Brandy Klark

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Quotes 

• Brandy Klark : Don't you have a dick to suck?

  Amber : Several! Unlike you, fucktard!

  Brandy Klark : Cluck you!

  Amber : Cluck? Say fuck, you loser.

• [Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike] 

  Fiona : Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?

  Brandy Klark : I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.

  Fiona : Would you like fries with that?

  Brandy Klark : No.

• Willy : Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?

  Brandy Klark : I probably would have swallowed.

• Brandy Klark : I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.

  Wendy : I think it's finger-blasted.

  Fiona : No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.

• Cameron : Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?

  Brandy Klark : No, it's a handjob.

• Brandy Klark : Haha, very Caddyshack of you.

  Willy : What does she mean by Caddyshack?

• Brandy Klark : It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

• Cameron : Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.

  Brandy Klark : No. No, it doesn't.

  Cameron : I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.

  Brandy Klark : Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.

• Brandy Klark : Well, let's get to work, vagina.