- Brooke: [as Peter approaches] I thought we were just gonna be speaking with your husband.
- Elizabeth Burke: Oh, we were, but actually this is, um, Neal Caffrey.
- [Neal winces]
- Brooke: Are you an agent too?
- Peter Burke: [posing as Neal] No. No, I wish I was. I'm just a consultant.
- Brooke: So how does that work?
- Peter Burke: [as Neal] Actually, I'm a criminal.
- Brooke: A criminal?
- Peter Burke: [as Neal] I've made a lot of really bad life choices which landed me in prison. But now I assist the FBI.
- Brooke: Oh, okay, good.
- [starts to leave with Neal]
- Peter Burke: [as Neal] As a matter of fact, had it not been for Agent Burke here, I'd still be in prison. Rotting.
- Neal Caffrey: [posing as Peter] You're giving me way more credit than I deserve.
- Peter Burke: [as Neal] No, no, no, don't be modest, Peter. You caught me. Twice. And you can send me back anytime you want.
- Peter Burke: Moz, the US government is Not conducting mind control experiments
- Mozzie: Hah! That's what they Made you think
- Brooke: [to Neal, who is posing as Burke] Um, is there any way you and I could speak, just the two of us?
- Neal Caffrey: [as Peter] I know Neal seems intimidating, but he's very useful in cases like yours.
- [glances at Peter]
- Neal Caffrey: In fact, I think he's the single most valuable asset we have here at the Bureau.
- Brooke: Please?
- Neal Caffrey: [considers, as Peter] On second thought, Neal
- [raises coffee mug]
- Neal Caffrey: cream, no sugar.
- Peter Burke: [as Neal] We have agents for that.
- Neal Caffrey: [as Peter] I have something better. I have you.
- Peter Burke: [holds up a DVD] Tales of the FBI's classified files.
- Sara Ellis: Peter figured out why Adler's so interested in Wagner.
- Mozzie: Excellent. Top secret movies! I'll make popcorn.
- Neal Caffrey: Butter, please.