Modern Family (TV Series)
Dance Dance Revelation (2010)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Luke, sweetie, are you wearing cologne?
Luke Dunphy : No. Dad attacked the perfume guy and then hugged me.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Claire, I didn't come here to steal your thunder. Your thunder is your thunder and my thunder is my thunder.
Claire Dunphy : I know, it's just that God gave you so much thunder.
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Claire Dunphy : So the kids are gonna be here in two hours, so
[claps]
Claire Dunphy : everybody back to work!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Claps] Everybody back to work!
Claire Dunphy : I just said that.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : And I just co-said it.
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Claire Dunphy : Is this because I wouldn't come to the dance with you? Gus, I'm a married woman. People would talk.
Gus : One dance with me, you'd forget all about it.
Claire Dunphy : Yeah, I already have a husband who doesn't fix lights.
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Claire Dunphy : The school asks for volunteers so that everyone will feel included. But who are they kidding? They want me to do it. I've put on every school dance since Haley was 12. It's my thing.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : They made us cochairs, which means we're supposed to do everything together. But Claire won't take any of my ideas.
Claire Dunphy : She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?