The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

How the Nerd Stole Christmas (2010)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What turkeys worked on this murky mess of monkey jerky? Some quirky jackass from Albuquerque?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'd rather eat deceased skunk yeast than play inferior arcade ports, like Altered Beast. Altered Beast is a nut-kicking feast I can't stand in the least.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Last Action Hero, I can't get passed the first stage. Getting whacked to death by Ernest P. Worrell sends me into a fit of rage.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : They'd puke at the nauseating effect of Marsupalami; the camera jumps with the character, and that's a bunch of shit sauce and salami. They'd take an axe to Mad Max; they'd take offense to Taboo: The Sixth Sense; they'd shriek squeaks and squeals racing around on Bigfoot's uncontrollable wheels.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Skating may be the best part, but it's still just as delightfully tart. As a broccoli bean burrito eating skunk that's ready to fart.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Puss in Boots, that one really sucked. Dodging eagle poop in a car, man it's fucked. Nothing's more high class than the Statue of Liberty going right up your ass.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Even if you're doing fine, you'll suddenly get hit by a bird. It's as much fun as wringing the stank juice out of a turd.