Doctor Who (TV Series)
Let's Kill Hitler (2011)
Matt Smith: The Doctor
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Quotes
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The Doctor : Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there. Now. Do it.
Rory : Right. Putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard. Hitler. Hitler. Cupboard. Come on.
Adolf Hitler : But I am the Führer!
Rory : Right. In you go.
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Rory : Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you right?
The Doctor : Well, she did kill me. And then she used her remaining lives to bring me back. As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.
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Adolf Hitler : Thank you, whoever you are. I believe you have just saved my life.,
The Doctor : Believe me, it was an accident.
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The Doctor : Sorry. Hello. Doctor not following this, Doctor very lost. You never said I was hot.
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Amy Pond : OK, Doctor, explain what's happening, please!
The Doctor : "Mels," short for...?
Mels : Melody.
Amy Pond : Yeah, I named my daughter after her.
The Doctor : You named your daughter... after your daughter.
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The Doctor : Rule one - the Doctor lies.
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Amy Pond : Where are we?
The Doctor : A room.
Rory : What room?
The Doctor : I don't know what room. I haven't memorized every room in the universe, I had yesterday off.
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River Song : Hang on! Just something I have to check.
[exits to bathroom]
Rory : Is anybody else finding today just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.
Amy Pond : Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.
Rory : That's not helping...
The Doctor : This isn't the River Song we know yet. This is her right at the start. Doesn't even know her name.
River Song : [from bathroom] Oh, that's *magnificent*!
[appears in doorway, beaming]
River Song : I'm going to wear *lots* of jodhpurs!
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The Doctor : Well, at least I'm not a time-traveling, shape-shifting robot operated by miniaturized cross people. Which I've got to admit, I didn't see coming.
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[Gunshot. Time rotor column with a bullet hole in is expelling a jet of compressed white smoke]
The Doctor : You shot it! You shot my TARDIS! You shot the console!
Mels : It's your fault!
The Doctor : Aaah! How is it my fault?
Mels : You said guns didn't work in this place! You said, "We're in a state of temporal grace"!
The Doctor : Oh, that was a clever lie, you idiot! Anyone could tell that was a *clever lie*!
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River Song : I'm all yours, sweetie.
The Doctor : Only River Song gets to call me that.
River Song : And who's River Song?
The Doctor : An old friend of mine.
River Song : Stupid name.
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The Doctor : You see? There you go again. Basically skipping 31 whole minutes when I'm absolutely fine. It's Scottish, that's all I'm saying.
TARDIS Voice Interface : You will be fine for 31 minutes. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
The Doctor : Scotland's never conquered anywhere, you know. Not even a Shetland.
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The Doctor : If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the cornfield.
River Song : We'd only just met. I'm a psychopath, I'm not rude.
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Amy Pond : I don't understand, OK? One minute she's going to marry you and then kill you.
The Doctor : Ah, she's been brainwashed, it makes sense to her. Plus, she is a woman.
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The Doctor : [clutching his abdomen in agony after being poisoned] "Ugh, kidneys are always the first to quit!"