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Doctor Who (TV Series)
Let's Kill Hitler (2011)
Arthur Darvill: Rory
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Quotes
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The Doctor : Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there. Now. Do it.
Rory : Right. Putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard. Hitler. Hitler. Cupboard. Come on.
Adolf Hitler : But I am the Führer!
Rory : Right. In you go.
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Rory : Doctor, River was brainwashed to kill you right?
The Doctor : Well, she did kill me. And then she used her remaining lives to bring me back. As first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals.
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Amy Pond : Where are we?
The Doctor : A room.
Rory : What room?
The Doctor : I don't know what room. I haven't memorized every room in the universe, I had yesterday off.
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River Song : Hang on! Just something I have to check.
[exits to bathroom]
Rory : Is anybody else finding today just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.
Amy Pond : Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard.
Rory : That's not helping...
The Doctor : This isn't the River Song we know yet. This is her right at the start. Doesn't even know her name.
River Song : [from bathroom] Oh, that's *magnificent*!
[appears in doorway, beaming]
River Song : I'm going to wear *lots* of jodhpurs!
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Mels : It's all right for you. You've got Mr. Perfect keeping you right.
Amy Pond : [thinking Mels means the Doctor, tosses the model TARDIS back to Mels] He's not even real. Just a stupid dream when I was a kid.
Mels : I wasn't talking about him.
[Mels looks over at Rory going out the door]
Amy Pond : What, Rory?
[Rory freezes-"Oh my god!"-in the open door]
Amy Pond : How have I "got" Rory?
Rory : [nervously, covering] Yeah. How... how's she "got" me?
Amy Pond : He's not mine.
Rory : No... No.
[quietly]
Rory : I'm not hers.
Mels : Come on. Seriously. It's got to be you two.
[pause, Rory in fear, Amy not getting it]
Mels : Oh, cut to the song, it's getting boring.
Amy Pond : Nice thought, okay? But completely impossible.
Rory : [looks to Amy, crushed, swallows] Yeah, ihh- impossible.
Amy Pond : I mean, I'd love to. He's gorgeous. He's my favorite guy.
[pats Rory on the shoulder]
Amy Pond : But he's, you know...
Amy Pond , Rory : [simultaneously] ... gay. /... a friend.
[Rory and Amy look at each other]
Rory : I'm not gay.
Amy Pond : Yes, you are.
Rory : No. No I'm not.
Amy Pond : Of course you are, don't be stupid. In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the slightest interest in a *girl*?
Mels : [rotating TARDIS model in her hands] Penny in the air.
Amy Pond : I mean, I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. Name one girl you've paid the *slightest* bit of attention to.
[Pale, panicked, and perfectly paralyzed of voice, his secret crush now implicitly revealed, Rory turns tail and runs out. Mels giggles]
Amy Pond : [astonished, realizing his feelings for her, Amy looks to Mels while pointing at herself, silently mouthing] Me?
[aloud]
Amy Pond : Oh my... god! Rory?
[Amy runs out after Rory]
Mels : [gets up, giving the model a toss in the air] And the penny drops!
Amy Pond : Rory! Come back!
Mels : [to Amy's model TARDIS] Catch you later, time-boy.
[Mels tosses the TARDIS model to the bed, which becomes the real TARDIS tumbling through the clouds]