Family Guy (TV Series)
Brothers & Sisters (2011)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin
Quotes
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Carol Pewterschmidt : Oh, it's so great to see you kids. Here, I brought you all gifts from Texas. Meg, this is a bar of soap with a scorpion in it. Stewie, this is a lollipop with a desert spider in it. And Chris, this is a comb made out of an armadillo shell. Now, just don't use it to comb your hair and make promises to women you won't keep.
Chris Griffin : I probably just won't use it.
Carol Pewterschmidt : Well, if you all don't mind, I'm gonna freshen up before dinner.
Meg Griffin : Mom, she's so sad and lonely.
Lois Griffin : Look who the fuck's talking.
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Chris Griffin : Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great Florida whore. What does that mean?
Lois Griffin : [forced laughter] Oh, Chris, I-I said that about Kate Hudson.
Stewie Griffin : You know, I always thought I'd be a good Florida whore.
[cut to him on the back of a motorcycle dressed in a halter top and Daisy Dukes]
Stewie Griffin : Thanks to you, my hair stays like this when we stop.