- Michael Dorset: There you go. Your very own desktop. It comes with Windows 97 installed.
- Rick Martinez: You're kidding me, right?
- Michael Dorset: You're familiar with the IRS? U.S. Postal Service? FEMA? What do they all have in common?
- Rick Martinez: They're government-run agencies?
- Michael Dorset: As is the CIA. Now, when was the last time you walked in the post office and shouted: "My God! I've stepped into the future?"