That Awkward Moment (2014)
Michael B. Jordan: Mikey
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Mikey : Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?
Daniel : I do, why?
[Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel]
Mikey : Because I beat off with it last night.
Daniel : Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?
Mikey : I was a little drunk.
Mikey : My shit is orange.
[Mikey opens towel]
Jason : Oh!
Mikey : Look at this!
Daniel : Oh my God!
Jason : Oh no!
Daniel : Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.
Mikey : Stop.
Jason : Your dick looks like a yam.
Daniel : Your dick looks like a traffic cone.
Mikey : Just stop.
Daniel : Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.
Mikey : That's fucked up.
Jason : Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.
Daniel : If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee.
[Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter]