"NCIS: Los Angeles" The Job (TV Episode 2011) - Eric Christian Olsen as Marty Deeks

Sam Hanna : No offense but survival kits are for urban sissies who don't know how to make a floatation device out of a pair of pants.

G. Callen : Or how to extract the venom out of a horned viper using only a twig and a shoelace.

Marty Deeks : Or how to make a latte without soy milk.
Kensi Blye : [about an earthquake] Crack of dawn. Shoke me right out of bed. You guys didn't feel it?

G. Callen : I was on a run.

Sam Hanna : Deep sleeper.

Marty Deeks : You forget I'm from Californ-I-A. We don't get out of bed for anything less than a 6.
Kensi Blye : [about a captured suspect] Well, for some reason the Marines said they couldn't wait to hand this guy over to us.

Marty Deeks : That's never a good sign.
Marty Deeks : Why do bad guys always have such awesome houses?

Sam Hanna : What's the matter, Deeks? Not feeling your loft?

Marty Deeks : This guy's got his own Hobbit Shire.
Marty Deeks : All right. Let's go.

G. Callen : No. No... She hasn't said the distress word yet.

Marty Deeks : Isn't getting shot distressing enough?

Sam Hanna : She's okay.
Nell Jones : The guy is cold blooded killer. You could be walking into a trap.

Marty Deeks : I'm going to be with you every step of the way. Even if you don't see me, I'll be there.

Kensi Blye : He caught me off guard once. It's not gonna happen again.

Marty Deeks : I know.
Marty Deeks : [after hitting King] See that right there? That's for hitting my partner!

Kensi Blye : Like you said "Job has its hazards."

Eric Christian Olsen: Marty Deeks