- Ellie Bartowski: Chuck, you bend over backwards to help people. It's one of the reasons that you're so easy to love, but sometimes the best thing you can do is just take a step back. Be understanding. You don't have to fix everything.
- Chuck Bartowski: So I blew it?
- Ellie Bartowski: Big time. But I'm pretty sure she still loves you.
- Chuck Bartowski: [as Amy's on his back attacking him] I don't like to fight girls.
- [Amy continues her attack]
- Chuck Bartowski: What I meant was, I was taught to be a gentleman.
- Sarah Walker: [hung over from her impromptu girls' night out with the CAT Squad] We went to a club in Hollywood, and then another one in Vegas, and then an after-hours spot in Miami. Who knew that Mikhail Gorbachev could dance so well?
- Sarah Walker: I haven't seen them in a very long time and I have changed a lot. Look, I-I just think we should have talked about this beforehand. This could open a Pandora's box.
- Chuck Bartowski: Really? How?
- Sarah Walker: Well, first of all - Carina? She was the mellow one.
- Carina: Something is different about you. The confidence. The straight spine. It can't be true, but you're behaving like you're having regular sexual intercourse. Huh? Martin, get back in this bed.
- Morgan Grimes: No. No. All the times that I-I emailed you, and snail mailed, texted, called out into the night - nothing! You completely ignored me. And now I'm off the market, okay? So I would like you to leave. I have a lot of work to -
- [Carina drops the blanket flashing Morgan]
- John Casey: [to Chuck] You know, I used to be like you. Wanted to fix everything. Not now. See, when Grimes suggested I approach Alex's mom, I was tempted at first. But she's moved on. So... didn't need her life disrupted. I let it lie.
- Gaez: I need immediate extraction! Anyway you can: plane, boat, car.
- [Gaez runs into Casey]
- John Casey: How about fist?
- [Casey punches Gaez]
- Sarah Walker: Maybe you could be my bridesmaids?
- Zondra: I have never been a bridemaid. Well, pretended to, once for a mission.
- Carina: I did too, once. But there was a machine gun under the pink taffeta.
- Sarah Walker: Oh?
- [Everyone laughs]
- Sarah Walker: Maybe we can try for real this time - no machine guns.
- Zondra: Scary, but I'll give it a shot.
- Narrator: [Morgan's "Charlie's Angels"-esque fantasy about the CAT Squad] They say it's a personality thing, but to me a martini's got gin, not vodka. Some folks like chocolate; I'll take vanilla. I say baseball over football. And to me, man's best friend doesn't bark or fetch a ball. See, personally, I like cats. Meet my Clandestine Attack Team, better known as the CAT Squad. Meow! They were the best spy team in the business. The year: 2003. The girls: cold-hearted Carina, Zondra the bitch, Amy the party girl, and my pride and joy, Sarah Walker. Go get 'em, CATs!
- Carina: We heard that you were getting married.
- Zondra: You know what that means.
- Amy: Girls night out.
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm Chuck, by the way.
- Zondra: [Ignoring Chuck and watching Sarah strap into her harness] Buckle up girl, we're going for a ride.
- Chuck Bartowski: Well, CIA cleared Zondra. It's gotta be some kind of misunderstanding, right? Time can heal wounds. Margaritas don't hurt either. Speaking of which, I'm working on a new recipe for the party.
- Morgan Grimes: [Wakes up next to Carina] Hi. Good morning.
- [Morgan gasps]
- Morgan Grimes: What are you doing here?
- Carina: There was nowhere else to go except the floor... Floors can be fun too.
- Sarah Walker: General, we're not a team any more.
- General Diane Beckman: This comes from the top, Sarah. The Cats are back!
- Morgan Grimes: [about Carina] No, no. I can't be alone here with that woman. She-she wants me - badly. John, she desires my - physical person.
- John Casey: And I'm hunting unicorns. You're babysitting. Get over it.
- Amy: I know where you live, Walker. You even *think* of trying to find us, remember there is a target on your back. You, Chuck, sister with the baby, don't forget!