- [at Sonic's birthday party, he and Tails stand next to Tails' large, gift-wrapped present]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Wow, Tails! You shouldn't have! What is it?
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Wait and see.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Wait? Oh, I hate that!
- Scratch: That hedgehog's gonna use the Swipper Nappers against us!
- Grounder: Let's do the brave thing.
- Scratch, Grounder: Run away!
- [Scratch and Grounder attempt to flee, but Sonic tosses a giant magnet at them. Once caught in the magnet, the two Swipper Nappers catches them and carries them away]
- Grounder: I think I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
- Scratch: Oh, we don't have stomachs, you dimbot!
- Grounder: Then I'm gonna be sick to my transmission.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, everyone! Look at my awesome birthday present, made by my own genius buddy, Tails!
- [from a tree nearby, Scratch and Grounder hear Sonic's announcement]
- Scratch: Did you hear that? That little fox brat's a genius at making stuff.
- [the branch breaks and Scratch and Grounder fall out of the tree]
- Scratch: We've got to tell Dr. Robotnik.
- Grounder: Why? We fall out of trees all the time.
- Scratch: [smacks Grounder] Oh, no, you bolt-brain! About Tails!
- Dr. Robotnik: [about Scratch and Grounder] Well, if it isn't the Bungling Brothers Burn-out and Bailing Circus.
- Dr. Robotnik: So, Sonic's little friend has a talent for machinery, hmm? Perhaps he could be... useful.
- Scratch: But... But how are you gonna get Tails to help you?
- Grounder: Yeah, Tails may be a genius, but he's not stupid.
- Dr. Robotnik: I'll find a way. I'll make him cooperate of his own free will, even if I have to force him!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [after Scratch and Grounder fall over a cliff] Aw, widdle wobots faw down, go boom.
- Dr. Robotnik: This machine will be the perfect tool to nail Sonic with, and best of all, his own little friend will help me do it!
- [while attempting to get inside Von Schlemmer's lab, Sonic falls out of the air vent, but his quills get caught in the air grate]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Phew! Being a hedgehog has its points.
- Dr. Robotnik: [disguised as Von Schlemmer] And now, we'll add a tractor ray, to slow down his blasted little fast feet.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Are you kidding? Robotnik's not fast. He's a slow, stinky old watermelon.
- [Robotnik's shakes, trying to restrain himself, and his face turns purple]
- Dr. Robotnik: Let me just test this here.
- [Sonic enters Von Schlemmer's lair through the sewer system and opens the bathroom door, covered with green slime]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: [to the viewers] Don't even ask.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: It's a dead end!
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, Sonic the Hedgehog never says, "Dead."
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Robotnik!
- Professor Von Schlemmer: Tails!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Professor!
- Dr. Robotnik: Quiet!
- [Sonic points his fingers at Robotnik and imitates a machine gun firing. Robotnik ducks as lasers are suddenly fired at him from Sonic]
- Dr. Robotnik: Hey, how'd he do that?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Up, over...
- [sends a missile back to Robotnik]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: And gone home to papa!
- [Scratch and Grounder fall on Robotnik]
- Grounder: Oh, thanks for breaking our fall, your vileness.
- Dr. Robotnik: That's not all I'll break! Get off me!
- Dr. Robotnik: You! Make this thing go faster! I need more power!
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: I'm giving her all she's got, captain!
- Professor Von Schlemmer: So, Tails, will you be staying around to help me with my inventions?
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: Nah. Being an inventor was fun, but I have to help Sonic in his adventures.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Sure thing. We gotta be ready for Robotnik when he gets back from wherever he ended up.
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: He's probably at the North Pole by now.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Cool!
- [at the North Pole, Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are shivering in the cold]
- Dr. Robotnik: Grr! I hate that hedgehog!