The Baytown Outlaws (2012)
Clayne Crawford: Brick Oodie
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Quotes
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[before the final shootout]
McQueen Oodie : Hey, Brick?
Brick Oodie : Hmm?
McQueen Oodie : You startin' to think we should have finished school?
Brick Oodie : [chuckles] At least junior high.
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Brick Oodie : [looking at Rob] You okay?
[Rob can't speak]
Brick Oodie : See? He understands us.
McQueen Oodie : How do you get "I'm okay" from that?
Brick Oodie : [to Rob] Hey, look, buddy, we ain't gonna hurt you. Celeste sent us. You know Celeste? Hey! See, he understands us just fine.
McQueen Oodie : Once again, how the hell you know what he's sayin'? You the 'tard whisperer?
Brick Oodie : Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.
McQueen Oodie : I'm not...
Brick Oodie : Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.
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McQueen Oodie : [about Rob] Why you reckon God would make someone like him?
Brick Oodie : What?
McQueen Oodie : Why would God let someone be wronged up like that?
Brick Oodie : I don't... hell, I don't know, man. Hell, why you asking me that, man?
McQueen Oodie : I don't know. I just been thinking about it.
Brick Oodie : Don't ask why God made men like him. I wonder why He made men like us.
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Brick Oodie : [as McQueen questions him about the job] Why you askin' me so many goddamn questions? Hell, it's a damn simple smash-and-grab! We smash our way in and grab Rob!
[in the backseat of the car, Lincoln wakes up]
Brick Oodie : Sorry, Lincoln, but your faggoty little brother won't shut up!
McQueen Oodie : Hey, I'm inquisitive! Is that a crime?
Brick Oodie : [laughing] "Inquisitive"? Where'd you learn that word, huh? You went and read a book?
McQueen Oodie : It's in my lexicon!
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[Brick reveals to McQueen and Lincoln that they once had a younger brother who was disabled like Rob]
McQueen Oodie : How'd he die?
Brick Oodie : I don't know. He was there one day, gone the next. I asked Daddy about it one time, but that went over like a fart in church.
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Brick Oodie : Here they come! Strap in Rob, here they come, boys!
[the Hood Pirates drive by, dropping a tear gas grenade into the brothers' car and ripping off the door with a grappling hook. When Brick brakes the car to a stop, Rob is gone]
Brick Oodie : They took the kid! I thought I told you to strap him in!
McQueen Oodie : They took the fuckin' door, man! I really don't think a fucking seat belt would have mattered, right?
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Brick Oodie : [aims a gun at Chogan's head] You're about to have a bad day, John Redcorn.
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[first lines]
Brick Oodie : [impersonating the police] Open up! It's your dog, bro! We've got a warrant for a Hector De la Taco. So send him on out.
Chogan : [from inside] You've got the wrong house, ese.
Brick Oodie : Why don't you let me worry about that there, snookum?
McQueen Oodie : [stepping up to the door now] This is the FBI! Why the fuck don't you open the fucking door? Let's go!
Chogan : That's cute. Look! You putas got ten seconds to get the fuck off my stoop! OK? "Putas"?