Modern Family (TV Series)
Two Monkeys and a Panda (2011)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : There they are - my two dirty old men.
Jay Pritchett : Hey, pretty soon you're gonna be north of forty, and I'm gonna have to trade you in for a newer model. Am I right, buddy?
Manny Delgado : That's my mother, Jay.
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Jay Pritchett : Listen, I've been thinking. When I go, I want you to know... it's okay if you marry someone else.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I know.
Jay Pritchett : Because I want you to be happy.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I'll be happy.
Jay Pritchett : You're driving me crazy on purpose, right?
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You die, you go to the ground. It's natural. You go back to the earth. Here you're just a mushy bag of bones rotting for all eternity.
[to old woman next to her]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I'm so sorry for your loss.