Modern Family (TV Series)

Two Monkeys and a Panda (2011)

Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy

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Quotes 

• Haley Dunphy : Hey, Mom, I need some money for lunch. We're all gonna go-

  [Sees Alex in her sweater] 

  Haley Dunphy : Oh my God! Take off my sweater! Mom, tell her to take it off!

  Claire Dunphy : Alex, take it off.

  Alex Dunphy : Last week she wore my sweatshirt without asking!

  Claire Dunphy : That is true.

  Haley Dunphy : Oh, please, that was an honor for your stupid old sweatshirt. It was the first time the top half got any exercise.

• Claire Dunphy : More than anything, I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.

• Claire Dunphy : Tell me again why the violin just wasn't you.

  Alex Dunphy : It's too happy.

• Haley Dunphy : Okay, fine. Then I will just go out on your favorite nerdy T-shirt, the one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.

  Alex Dunphy : That's Albert Einstein! And it is not nerdy!

  Claire Dunphy : Well...