Modern Family (TV Series)

Two Monkeys and a Panda (2011)

Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker

Quotes 

• Cameron Tucker : [about the book 'Two Monkeys and a Panda for Lily]  She's the panda because she's Asian.

  Mitchell Pritchett : And we're monkeys because...

  Cameron Tucker : I can draw monkeys.

• Mitchell Pritchett : [Reading his version of the storybook]  'Once upon a time there were two monkeys. They loved each other very much, but there was something missing'.

  Cameron Tucker : A hyphen?

  Mitchell Pritchett : 'They wanted a baby. And they heard that there was a very special baby in a faraway land who needed a family. She was a panda named Lily. One of the monkeys was scared. They'd never had a panda before. But they held Lily in their arms and the scared monkey became the brave one'.