Modern Family (TV Series)

Two Monkeys and a Panda (2011)

Rico Rodriguez: Manny Delgado

Quotes 

• Manny Delgado : I'm kind of wrestling with this whole older man/younger woman thing. It's like Chloe and I grew up in different worlds. Today, I made a joke about the Wiggles. It went right over her head.

  Jay Pritchett : I don't know what that is.

  Manny Delgado : It's an expression. It means she didn't get it.

• Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : There they are - my two dirty old men.

  Jay Pritchett : Hey, pretty soon you're gonna be north of forty, and I'm gonna have to trade you in for a newer model. Am I right, buddy?

  Manny Delgado : That's my mother, Jay.

• Manny Delgado : Hey, Jay, have you noticed a spring in my step?

  Jay Pritchett : Oh, kids say cruel things. That doesn't mean you'll turn out that way.