South Park (TV Series)

Help, My Teenager Hates Me! (2022)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Stuart McCormick, Jimbo Kern

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• Stuart McCormick : Any of you pussy teenagers wanna Airsoft against some drunk rednecks?

• Randy Marsh : What if the police thought that gun as real?

  Gerald Broflovski : No, it's safe, see? As long as your gun has a red tip and you're white, police won't shoot you.

• Gerald Broflovski : So, it's all totally safe?

  Airsoft Armory Salesman : Well, I wouldn't particularly say that. I mean, all the stuff is safe, the guns and grenades and things, but, but not necessarily the people who mostly play Airsoft.

  Gerald Broflovski : What people mostly play Airsoft?

  Airsoft Armory Salesman : Teenagers.

• Randy Marsh : [Randy aims his rifle at the boys]  Should I take them out now?

  Gerald Broflovski : Not yet. We still have a few good years before they turn into monsters.