South Park (TV Series)

Help, My Teenager Hates Me! (2022)

Trey Parker: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Randy Marsh

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Quotes 

• Randy Marsh : What if the police thought that gun as real?

  Gerald Broflovski : No, it's safe, see? As long as your gun has a red tip and you're white, police won't shoot you.

• Randy Marsh : [Randy aims his rifle at the boys]  Should I take them out now?

  Gerald Broflovski : Not yet. We still have a few good years before they turn into monsters.

• Eric Cartman : [Cartman's teenager is locked in the bathroom again]  Come on, dude. No shit in the world takes that long.