- Randy Marsh: What if the police thought that gun as real?
- Gerald Broflovski: No, it's safe, see? As long as your gun has a red tip and you're white, police won't shoot you.
- Gerald Broflovski: So, it's all totally safe?
- Airsoft Armory Salesman: Well, I wouldn't particularly say that. I mean, all the stuff is safe, the guns and grenades and things, but, but not necessarily the people who mostly play Airsoft.
- Gerald Broflovski: What people mostly play Airsoft?
- Airsoft Armory Salesman: Teenagers.
- Randy Marsh: [Randy aims his rifle at the boys] Should I take them out now?
- Gerald Broflovski: Not yet. We still have a few good years before they turn into monsters.
- Eric Cartman: [Cartman's teenager is locked in the bathroom again] Come on, dude. No shit in the world takes that long.