User Reviews

This is the best movie that I have seen. I recently broke my toe and have been in a very dark place but this movie's comedy was able to bring back joy to my life. After watching this immaculate piece of filmography I proposed to my fiance and they said no but its ok because I have Henry and he not only saved the world but he saved my world and stole my heart. I also showed this movie to this crazy girl that is obsessed with me called Aava and she finally stopped stalking me and walking past my house every day because she instantly fell in love with my home boy Thoreau. I used to be a drug addict and went to rehab 106 times within the past 17 years out of the 13 years I have been alive. After watching this movie I quite drugs because the only drug I need is sweety-pie Henry. In conclusion this movie made me have the biggest sexual high of my life and I will forever remember the adventures of Thoreau and how he stopped the minions of hell. Thanks for listening to my TED talk. Bye Bye!

James Cameron really knocked it out of the park with this one. I recently lost my left leg in a rabid bear incident. I almost died from a lack of blood but after watching this movie I decided to not die and I just healed. Titanic showed me the true meaning of life and how I need to focus more on my passion of abducting young opossums. The story of Jack and Rose is truly a masterpiece and a perfect bedtime story for any young children. This quickly rose (pun intended) to my favorite movie and I would watch it at least 5 times a day. My wife left me because she said that I was "obsessed" but everything is hunky dory because I will always have the movie Titanic.