- John, a Venezuelan filmmaker is to direct a feature film to be shot in the Amazonian jungle. The leading lady 'melts'; WW, the American producer, moves the set to to Caracas; Marvin, the leading man, is homosexual and Wanda is a vampire. To add to this the Cooks speak Latin and Eva, the leading lady, was a topless dancer. Thieves attack Marvin, who reacts as a karate expert. A snake bites a Nazi skinhead. A tenor suffocates while singing a High C. The policeman loves magic. The 'shadow' of a movie spectator interplays with the actors. A false parrot drinks beer; a carnivorous plant eats the parrot and burps. WW is part of a band of international delinquents that sell arms under the cover of film making. The dead 'celebrate' dancing Bollywood style.—Anonymous
- A Venezuelan film director, John Loveland, is hired to direct a feature film to be shot in the Amazonian jungle. The shooting conditions are extreme. The leading lady melts away. Williams Waters (WW), the American producer, agrees to move the set to Caracas where they will reconstruct a false jungle. The leading man, Marvin, is homosexual and a combination of Indiana Jones and Batman. An actress playing a vampire adores to hang from the ceiling. A dancer mimics the Marx brothers. The special effects specialist is from Mexico. Two woman cooks speak Spanish and Latin. Eva is a Texan, Ex Playboy Bunny and topless dancer. In the midst of the chaos arrives a well-known film critic who determines that the crew is shooting a wonderful cinematic madness. The director decides to exaggerate the defects. The special effects technician and WW, the producer, are both part of a band of international delinquents that sell arms and cocaine under the cover films. They decide to leave Venezuela and settle in Nigeria where they can keep on with their trade. The insurance man divides the reward between the actors and technicians that have survived the film. The troupe and the dead who resuscitate, celebrate dancing a Calypso, Bollywood style, in front the painted jungle.
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