Turbo (2013)
Ryan Reynolds: Turbo
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Quotes
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Chet : Am I dead? Is this heaven? I thought it'd be... cleaner.
Turbo : Come on. Get up.
Chet : Theo! Oh... the crows got you too!
Turbo : What? No, Chet, no. It was just...
Chet : [roughly turns around] Look at this place. Broken glass. Rusty nails.
Turbo : Breathe.
Chet : *Discarded salt packets?*
Turbo : Chet...
Chet : I-it's like a minefield around here! Yipe!
[finds line in his foot after accidentally going on rusty nail]
Chet : Op! Oh no. I've got tetanus and my mouth's burning up. I've got tetanus and my fuel's burning up. *I've got - -*
[Turbo hurries over and gives Chet a salt packet to breathe in like a bag]
Turbo : CHET! Will you - *calm - down?* There is no reason to panic! Everything is going to be just... fine.
[glass jar traps Turbo and Chet]
Tito : Well, well, well. Looks like you need a home, huh? Hahaha! This must be my lucky day!
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White Shadow : Here one second, gone the next. They call me
[emerges from shadows]
White Shadow : the White Shadow! I can move so fast, all you see is my shadow.
Turbo : I don't get it.
White Shadow : I'm fast, like a shadow!
Turbo : But shadows, they're not inheretly fast.
White Shadow : [Crawls back into the shadows] White Shadowwww...
Turbo : I can still see you.
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Turbo : [arriving into work] And so begins another wonderful work week at... the plant.
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Whiplash : Listen, garden snail, you've clearly got the skills to pay the bills... if snails had to pay bills, that is. You would be able to pay them.
Smoove Move : Yeah, bills.
Burn : Paid in full, son
Whiplash : So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.
Turbo : [smirks] Join your crew?
Whiplash : Did I say something humorous?
Turbo : Sorry, it's just that you guys are, you know, kind of slow... ish.
[the Snail Crew were offered]
Skidmark : Really? To our faces?
Chet : [whispering] Theo, what are you doing?
Whiplash : Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.
Chet : Heard what?
[laughs nervously]
Chet : I didn't hear anything. Nothing out of order. Did you, Theo?
Turbo : Oh, I meant what I said.
Whiplash : Well then you better put your money where your mouth is!
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Smoove Move : Hey, T. You gonna be okay without them fancy magic super-powers?
Turbo : Sure. Never stopped any of you.
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Whiplash : That's it! This pit crew is officially under new management.
[White Shadow launches Whiplash, Skidmark, Burn, and Smoove Move to Turbo]
Whiplash : Now this is how it's done. Air jack!
Smoove Move : Jactivate!
[imitates air jack]
Whiplash : Lube!
Skidmark : [rubs lip balm on Turbo's foot] Apply liberally.
Whiplash : Detailing!
Burn : Wax on, wax off!
[rips wax paper]
Turbo : Ow!
Whiplash : Fuel!
White Shadow : Down the hatch! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Whiplash : Foot massage!
Burn : You know it!
Whiplash : Relaxing vibes.
Smoove Move : Own it, brother.
[plays "Sailing" by N'SYNC]
Whiplash : Now relax those vibes!
[Smoove Move plays loud music on headphones]
Turbo : Are you crazy?
Whiplash : [slaps Turbo] Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?
Turbo : I-I-I-I don't... I don't know how to...
Whiplash : [slaps Turbo again] Are you a car?
Turbo : No?
Whiplash : Are you a car?
Turbo : No!
Whiplash : Then stop driving like one! Now get out there. Snail up, baby!
[the Snail Crew cheer for Turbo as he dashes off]