- Craig: All I did was brush against her, she starts screaming I groped.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: That's old news, Craig. Where were you yesterday?
- Craig: Having a camera shoved up my ass. Colonoscopy. Wanna see the pictures?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: A letter from your doctor will do.
- Olivia Benson: [to Cap] So Any plans to reopen your clinic?
- Dr. Captain Jackson: Haven't you heard? I'm a charlatan. All my peers can see is that I've violated the confidentiality of my patients.
- Olivia Benson: You saved your patients from a killer.
- Dr. Captain Jackson: I couldn't save my daughter, though.
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: I tried to instill discipline in June. Do well in school, practice your piano. And Roger would come right along behind me and spoil her with candy and sleepovers. That's why I divorced him.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah, well, it's a tough world out there, you can't screw around.
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: Clearly you have children.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I've got five.
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: Then you know perfection isn't easily attained.
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: I was always fair, but firm.
- Olivia Benson: But when your kids act up, nothing fixes them faster than the handle of a spoon, huh?
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: You'll have to tell me what that means.
- Olivia Benson: Put it this way. You weren't teaching June how to bake cookies.