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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : I have cancer.
Pam : Of the tits!
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Cheryl Tunt : Breast cancer? Oh, you poor thing!
[hugs Malory]
Malory Archer : Pam! What is wrong with you?
Pam Poovey : I can't help it. It's like a disease.
[keeps texting]
Malory Archer : Pam!
Pam Poovey : Do you not know what disease means? Oh sorry, I forgot you might have...
Cyril Figgis : Breast cancer?
Malory Archer : Oh, for the love. And would you get off? Breath!
Cyril Figgis : Malory, if there's anything we can do you just say the word.
Doctor Krieger : My entire laboratory is at your disposal.
Malory Archer : Thanks. I'll let you know if I need a hybrid pig-boy.
Doctor Krieger : A what? That... what are you...? I don't have one of those!
[Flashback to Krieger's laboratory with a lot of squealing and a gun shot]
Doctor Krieger : ... Any more.
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Lana Kane : God, I should definitely get checked. I am so bad about doing the self-exam.
Pam Poovey : Hey, about we check each other?
Lana Kane : So, what's next? Do you, um...
Pam Poovey : [pokes Lana's breast] Boop!
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Pam : Soooo, is that why you're being such a bitch?