Mathew Buck: Film Brain

Quotes 

• Film Brain : Murder is empowering for women, and if you have an abusive spouse you should kill them.

• Film Brain : I'm getting the very subtle impression that he might be a douchebag.

• Film Brain : These kids have just seen their father abuse their mother, and they're playing with toys and asking for more? Shouldn't they be a little bit upset? Not, "Mom, I want a Nintendo Wii for Christmas."

• Film Brain : The widespread adoption of mobile phones must be one of the worst things to have ever happened to horror movies, since now every movie now has to include a bullshit explanation for why they can't use their phone, like losing their battery or their signal. It's become a laughable cliche.

• Film Brain : Also, why is the Asian guy gagging? He didn't react like that when they shot the mall cop twice in the head earlier.

• Film Brain : Meanwhile, Della goes and takes a piss in a stream, because it was vitally important that we see that.

• Film Brain : Um, you know, she has lead to the deaths of three of your gang members tonight. Maybe now might be a good time to just... turn around? I'm just saying, you know... might be wise. You're not going to obey me, are you?

• Film Brain : Of course, The Black Dude Dies First. How? He fell three feet! How the fuck did that kill him?

• Film Brain : Wow, she just gave her kids the greatest Christmas present of them all: adoption.