- [first lines]
- Narrator: [voiceover narration] In the great halls of the Justice League of Pornstar Heroes there are assembled the world's seven greatest heroes. Created from the cosmic porno legends of the universe, they are: Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman and Robin, Aquaman, the Flash, and Green Lantern. Their mission: to fight injustice, to right that which is wrong, and to serve all pornokind.
- Wonder Woman: We did it! The bomb is defused.
- Superman: Great job, Super Friends.
- Wonder Woman: You guys know what that means. It's blowbang time!
- [drops to her knees]
- Flash: Hell yeah.
- Robin: Holy cockfight, Batman, can I go first?
- Batman: Uh, not this time, Robin. Go to the back of the line. I'm going to show you how it's done.