Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)
Countdown: Part 2 (2009)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : My God, it was you all along.
Chester A. Bum : Yes, I hijackeded all the nuclear weapons of the world, and now I have them at my disposal.
Nostalgia Critic : But why? Why did you do it?
Chester A. Bum : Oh... I'm just a bum. A bum who wants to take over the world.
[laughs maniacally]
Nostalgia Critic : Y'know, that's not an everyday occurrence.
Chester A. Bum : ...what?
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Nostalgia Critic : What's that?
Chester A. Bum : This is the remote control that will let me blow up any missile in the world!
Nostalgia Critic : You're mad!
Chester A. Bum : Am I? Am I?
Nostalgia Critic : Yes! Very mad!
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Chester A. Bum : Perhaps it is you who are mad?
Nostalgia Critic : Nnno, no, it's definitely you.
Chester A. Bum : You know what, you're just rude.
Nostalgia Critic : [talking over Chester] It's like,
[gesturing]
Nostalgia Critic : here's the sane people and here's you. You're over here and the sane people are over here?
[incoherent]
Chester A. Bum : I mean, you're obnoxious! I just can't believe how annoying you are. And you're talking and talking and talking. And maybe you can do something nice contribute something to society...?
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Chester A. Bum : What do you think of Hollywood?
Nostalgia Critic : Hollywood? Well, that's where all the great movies are made.
Chester A. Bum : Well, how would you feel if it just... disappeared?
[Hollywood explodes]
Nostalgia Critic : Noooooo!
Chester A. Bum : [cackles] And tell me, what you think about... Rome?
Nostalgia Critic : Rome? It's the birthplace of culture!
Chester A. Bum : Not anymore!
[the Colosseum explodes, the Nostalgia Critic screams and cries]
Chester A. Bum : And tell me, what do you think of France?
Nostalgia Critic : ...it's okay.
Chester A. Bum : Gone!
[the Eiffel Tower explodes; the Nostalgia Critic screams in even more pain]
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Nostalgia Critic : You know, people wonder how I get through all these horrible comics without killing myself, but really, Harley explains it perfectly.
Harley Quinn : A positive attitude and lots of denial?