- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [after chasing down their killer] I told you to stay put.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, you told me to stay in the car.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Nice move, little brother.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Y'know, female commissioned officers are addressed as Ma'am. It's a sign of respect.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Sir is a sign of respect. Ma'am is for fat old cat ladies.
- Angela Rizzoli: Are you talking about me?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [annoyed] Do you have a cat?
- Angela Rizzoli: [pause] No.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No. Stay away from Giovanni.
- Dr. Maura Isles: No?
- [pause]
- Dr. Maura Isles: Oh, this is a dibs thing!
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: A dibs thing? Really? Okay. Tell me what you have in common with him. Alright. He's a blue-collar Boston-Italian auto mechanic.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Well so are you! Well, except for being an auto mechanic, and we're best friends.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes, but I'm interesting. And you don't wanna sleep with me.
- [Maura gives her a look]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Do you?
- Dr. Maura Isles: No. No! But that's my point. That's all I wanna do with Giovanni!
- Detective Vince Korsak: Detective Frost. I have a Navy Admiral here to see you.
- Detective Barry Frost: I got this, Sergeant Detective.
- [pause]
- Detective Barry Frost: Dad. What are you doing here?
- Admiral Frost: I'm here for the immediate release of Petty Officer Salerno.
- Detective Barry Frost: Yeah, nice to see you, too.
- Giovanni Gilberti: You look hot. You smell hot, too.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [laughs softly] Thank you.
- Giovanni Gilberti: I love talking to you. I could talk to you all night. But right now, babe, all I wanna do is get you naked and lick your face.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [taken aback] Lick my face.
- Giovanni Gilberti: Come to daddy.
- Detective Vince Korsak: He ever tell you you were great at what you do?
- Detective Barry Frost: [thinks about it] No.
- Detective Vince Korsak: Well. I'm gonna tell you, you are a damn fine detective.
- Detective Barry Frost: You don't have to be my dad.
- Detective Vince Korsak: I'm not old enough to be your dad.
- Detective Barry Frost: Yeah, well, I'm too good lookin' to be your wife.
- [first lines]
- Angela Rizzoli: [to drivers honking at Navy sailors] Oh, leave them alone! They're serving our country!